So I have an issue…called the side mullet. That’s what happens when you don’t maintain your undercut. I shaved the left side of my head in July down to a 2 and now it’s about four inches long. Great, right? I mean, I’m trying to grow my hair out, so yes, four inches is great indeed. But like, not when the rest of my hair is nine inches long. Because now I look like a confused hockey player circa 1994.